*pretends I didn’t see*
I'm in a lot of fandoms. Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Hannibal, PJ/HoO, Pushing Daisies, LotR/The Hobbit, Star Trek, The Avengers, Welcome to Night Vale, HtTYD, Tangled, RotG, Brave, Frozen, The Hunger Games, Merlin, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, Florence + the Machine, Muse, danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, crabstickz and KickthePJ, Artemis Fowl, Skulduggery Pleasant, etc. etc. etc. If you're wondering if I'm in a fandom, just ask.
My plan for the future is to marry Tom Hiddleston. Asa Butterfield is my backup plan.
Please say hi. I love talking to people. Please.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
Well behaved women rarely make history
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
Or the old “can you ask a manager?”
it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes
that’s actually a really good idea
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college