listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.
I'm in a lot of fandoms. Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Hannibal, PJ/HoO, Pushing Daisies, LotR/The Hobbit, Star Trek, The Avengers, Welcome to Night Vale, HtTYD, Tangled, RotG, Brave, Frozen, The Hunger Games, Merlin, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, Florence + the Machine, Muse, danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, crabstickz and KickthePJ, Artemis Fowl, Skulduggery Pleasant, etc. etc. etc. If you're wondering if I'm in a fandom, just ask.
My plan for the future is to marry Tom Hiddleston. Asa Butterfield is my backup plan.
Please say hi. I love talking to people. Please.
remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
I can’t even explain how right this is
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
*middle fingers the teacher but uses my other hand to cover it*
Mark Ruffalo is reblogging gifs of himself and commenting on his characters. My life is complete.
why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me